You, my friend, are a brave, brave soul. Even after reading about the people in this agency, you have the nerve to step into a page without a designation. Are you trying to make sense of it all? Are you attempting to salvage some shred of purpose from the greater confusion of life?

You're in luck! I was going to post some funny websites up here, but my "You're About To Cross That Line" spidey-sense is going off like Adam Sandler at an open-mike bar mitzvah after a night-long bender. Needless to say, there are some very strange things crawling around the internet, most of which will give your computer a nasty rash.

In the interests of international diplomacy and continued employment, I'll leave you to scoot around the net on your own and therefore dodge the inevitable liability if you see something on my links that you don't like. Some would call this cowardly self-censorship. I call it a steady job, and in this economy, I defy you to blame me. Defy! Defy! Defy!

Dumb Ad or Campaign of the Week: Any male enhancement drug. Not for the ads, necessarily (although Levitra, what???), but for their pervasive nature. I understand they really want to sell the product, but I've seen these ads in programs ranging from baseball to Bugs Bunny to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Give it a REST!